Saturday 25 April 2020

The Warriors



The Warriors

Tony Doherty slipped the VHS tape into the machine with the air of a high priest performing some ancient rite. ‘Can you believe we can watch this movie anytime we want? It’s like magic!’ His friend, Geezer, was less than impressed, ‘Aye alright, yer brother robbed the Radio Rentals van. Don’t go thinking yer Hugh Heffner.’  Tony refused to be put off his mystical moment, ‘first family in Camelon wi a video recorder, that’s the Dohertys!’  Geezer shook his head, ‘First guy called Tony Doherty tae get his haw-maws kicked the day if he disnae get the film oan!’ Tony laughed, ‘any mer ae yer threats and you’ll no be watching the Warriors!’ Geezer opened a can of beer and grinned, ‘Aw right, fuxake gonnae just start the movie ay?’ Tony fast forwarded the tape to the start of the film and the minor cult classic in the making that was ‘The Warriors; began.

For the next 92 minutes the two friends were spellbound by the journey of New York gang, the Warriors, who had to make their way home across the various gang areas of the city. Having been framed for killing a gang leader, every gang they met was hostile and it led to a protracted and violent journey home. Tony and Geezer barely said a word until the movie ended and the credits were rolling. It was Tony who spoke first. ‘That was fuckin brilliant!’ Geezer had to agree and nodded saying just, ‘mag-fucken-nificent!’ The spell was broken by Tony’s sister Karen who knocked on his room door. ‘Tony, can we use yer video when yer at the fitbaw the morra? Moira’s Da got her Rocky 2 oot the video van.’ Geezer looked at his beer disguising poorly the crush he’d had on Karen for a long time. Tony answered her, ‘Aye but ye need tae put a blank tape in and tape the match the morra. Deal?’

The following day was one of those hot Scottish days you sometimes got in the early summer. All roads would lead to Hampden as Celtic and Rangers squared off in the final of the Scottish cup. From Falkirk and the surrounding towns and villages cars and buses streamed west towards Glasgow. Some were festooned in the green and white of Celtic while others had a more blue tinge. Friends and neighbours had boarded the bus of their choosing and joined their tribe for the day. As rival buses passed on the motorways there was the usual cat calling and banter but things were still relatively good humoured and had that excitement and edge that only cup final days could bring. Adding to this was the realisation that whoever lost the 1980 cup final would finish the season with nothing. Aberdeen had won the league and Dundee United the League cup so it was win or bust at Hampden.

The great bowl of Hampden was a sea of faces as they topped the stairs at the Celtic end and looked around. Sunshine bathed the stadium and there was a growing sense of anticipation. From the far end of the stadium a rumbling song was heard, ‘and its colours they are fine…’ This was greeted by boos and jeers from the Celtic end and they in turn began to sing, ‘Hail Hail the Celts are here….’ The two Falkirk boys made their way down towards the front just as a roar went up to announce that the teams had come out. ‘Here we go Geezer boy!’ said Tony, an excited smile creasing his face, ‘the old butterflies are going! This will be tough withoot McAdam and big Roddy.’ Geezer was more confident, ‘We’ll do this mob today. They’re absolute keech.’ The players lined up to start the game; this was it, the defining game of the season for both clubs.

As the game kicked off the 70,000 crowd roared and seethed, they would kick every ball, cheer every tackle and hope to God their team would emerge victorious. The game was tense with players too wound up and too aware of the importance of the match to play much flowing football. There were chances at both ends but as the relentless sun beat down on the uncovered terrace it was obvious it was going to take a piece of brilliance or an error to win the game. As extra time commenced it was Celtic who looked more likely but where would a goal come from? Then after 117 minutes of football, it happened. A corner was headed out of the Rangers box where Danny McGrain, Celtic’s experienced full back was there to collect it. No noted for his shooting prowess, McGrain lashed the ball towards goal. At the other end of the field Tony watched as the ball zipped back into the box where George McCluskey was sharp enough to flick his left leg as the ball as it sped towards him. This deflected the ball beyond the despairing reach of Rangers keeper Peter McCloy and into the yawing net.

The Celtic support in the huge crowd exploded! Geezer grabbed Tony, ‘Yaaaasssss! We’ve done it!’ 

A great cloud of dust arose from the cinder terrace steps as it often did on dry days at the decrepit old stadium. The release of tension and joy in the Celtic end was in contrast to the sullen silence in the Rangers end. The Celtic supporters roared and rumbled for the remaining minutes of the game just wanting it to be over. As it neared its end, Rangers were throwing everyone forward and Celtic broke with four attackers bearing down on one Rangers defender. Davie Provan slid the ball to Tommy Burns who raced towards the keeper and waited for him to commit himself before deftly chipping the ball over him towards the empty net. The ball spun agonisingly just wide of the target. Thousands of whistles reminded the Referee that time was almost up but Rangers had one last assault on the Celtic goal. The ball was clipped high into the Celtic penalty box but Peter Latchford rose highest and clutched the ball safely. As he did so the final whistle sounded and Celtic had won the cup.

Geezer and Tony joined other excited young fans and clambered over the metal fencing onto the pitch to celebrate with their team. The mood was joyous and they hugged each other on the lush green glass of Hampden Park. As they danced and cavorted on the pitch with hundreds of others a more malevolent group entered the field from the opposite end. Tony nodded towards them, ‘Look at these bastards, worst fuckin losers in the world.’ The Celtic supporters retreated towards their own end of the stadium but a more hard core element on the terraces arrived to take up the challenge. Soon there was a full scale battle taking place on the pitch. A bottle whizzed over Geezer’s head and that was all he needed to encourage him to join in the fray.

The charging and counter charging went on and the air was full of flying beer cans and bottles. The Police finally appeared on their horse and rode among the fighting fans lashing out at them with their long sabre like batons. The battle was over, at least in the stadium, as both sets of supporters headed back to the terrace leaving just the injured and the litter of battle behind them. Tony and Geezer headed back towards the bus Park a mixture of elation and adrenalin coursing through them. However their time on the pitch meant that the bus to Falkirk had already left without them. ‘Fuxake!’ grumbled Tony, ‘We’ll need tae hike it tae Queen Street and get the train!’ As they headed along Aitkenhead Road towards the city centre they could see that there were still battles going on in the streets. The sound of sirens, shouts and breaking glass was filling the summer air.

They managed to avoid the worst of the trouble until they reached the Gorbals where another battle was already in progress. ‘This is like the fuckin Warriors trying tae get hame,’ said Geezer. A group of Celtic fans pushed past them to join the frey. One of them, a wine bottle in his hand, looked at the two Falkirk lads in their hooped shirts, ‘Better stick wi the Cumbie, boys, these liberty takin bastards are oot for a body!’  Geezer and Tony did as they were bid and joined the larger group. There was always more safety in numbers on such days. The skirmish in the Gorbals was more posturing and throwing things but as they reached the city centre things took a turn for the worse.

At George Square there was a real melee going on with fists and boots flying. The two friends stayed on the periphery and let the harder elements get up close and personal in the fight. At long last they reached the train station and climbed the stairs to the platforms. Noise echoed inside the station as Police tried to form Celtic and Rangers fans into two orderly if noisy lines. Songs filled the air as Tony and his friend squeezed into the line for the Edinburgh train which stopped at their town. At last it arrived and they poured on with hundreds of others. The journey back was at least a calmer one than the walk from Hampden. It seemed to be mostly Celtic fans on their carriage and the songs were soon flowing as was the beer. Tony exhaled and looked at Geezer, ‘Whit a fuckin day, man!’

They got off the train at Falkirk High and saw both Celtic and Rangers fans heading out of the station. Half a dozen cops watched them, ensuring there would be no repeat of what had gone on in Glasgow. Things had calmed though and the two pals relaxed as they walked back to Camelon. ‘Fancy a pint?’ asked Geezer. Tony smiled, ‘I’m exhausted mate. You’d think I played in that game. I fancy getting a curry oot the Wok and heading hame tae watch the game.’ Geezer agreed, ‘No a bad idea, mate. Might even watch the Warriors again.’ Tony smiled, ‘Seen enough warriors’ today tae last a lifetime.’




Saturday 18 April 2020

Oh God that bread should be so dear



Oh God that bread should be so dear

Having more time to enjoy, if that is the right word, a movie during the current lockdown, I watched again the excellent ‘Black 47’ a film about a returning soldier seeking revenge on those who wronged his family. Set against the backdrop of the great hunger in Ireland in the year 1847 it is a brooding and at times harrowing film. The effects An Gota Mor had on Ireland reverberate to this day. It is only European country with a smaller population now than in 1841. In that year 8.2 million people lived on the island of Ireland. Today the figure is around 6.6 million. It also greatly affected the national consciousness of the Irish themselves.

At the height of the Brexit debate it was reported that Conservative MP Priti Patel had suggested that negotiations with Ireland over the backstop could see Britain use possible food shortages in Ireland as leverage to get a good deal for the UK. The insensitivity and historical illiteracy in her remarks caused a huge row at the time as commentators on both sides of the Irish Sea reminded her of Britain’s callous policies at the time of the great hunger in Ireland which contributed to the disaster which engulfed the country in the mid nineteenth century. Labour MP and descendent of Irish immigrants Jim McMahon asked the Prime Minister…

"In 1997, the British prime minister issued an apology to the people of Ireland for their historic role in the great famine. A famine that saw one million people die and a million people displaced from their homeland. That sent out a powerful and important message. Will the Prime Minister condemn any notion - or suggestion - that food shortages in Ireland will be used to strengthen Britain's hand during the Brexit negotiations?,"

The crassness of Patel’s remarks is all the more marked given that her grandparents came from Gujarat in India, a land which also suffered famine due to British mismanagement. She isn’t the first British politician to show a degree of ignorance about the turbulent history of British-Irish relations. Indeed the man Parliament gave the task of overseeing relief works at the height of the great hunger, Charles Trevelyan,  said that famine was an…

“effective mechanism for reducing surplus population and was the judgement of God The real evil with which we have to contend is not the physical evil of the Famine, but the moral evil of the selfish, perverse and turbulent character of the people”

The tragedy which befell Ireland in the years after 1845 was the culmination of long years of mismanagement and the treatment of Ireland as a colony to be exploited and not in fact a part of the UK which it was following the 1800 Act of Union. In 1846 around 90% of the potato crop failed due to the blight but there was surplus of oats and other crops and had these been distributed to the people rather than exported then mass starvation would not have occurred. Would the British government have allowed such a catastrophe to occur in Yorkshire or the Home Counties?

An archaeological dig at the site of Kilkenny Workhouse found the remains of almost a thousand victims of the great hunger. Modern scientific techniques demonstrated that they suffered from the effects of malnutrition and the diseases which come from it. The site at Kilkenny is sadly one of hundreds of such sites dotted across Ireland. One of the largest is of course to be found in Abbeystrewry graveyard in Skibbereen, County Cork. There the remains of 9000 victims of the great hunger were buried in a mass grave without coffin or shroud. Today there are poignant and fitting memorial stones but little can assuage the trauma An Gorta Mor caused there and indeed to the whole of the country. It led many to conclude that Ireland would be best served controlling its own destiny rather than relying on colonial masters who seemed only interested in what they could wring from an already impoverished land.



The Highlands of Scotland suffered to in the years of potato blight but to a far less extent than Ireland where a quarter of the population relied on the potato as their basic sustenance. There was great hardship in the Highlands but immigration, forced and voluntary, to places such as Canada or the growing industrial cities was an option for many. The Scottish crofters were not as deeply impoverished or disenfranchised as their Irish counterparts. There were even serious disturbances as food prices soared and the military became involved. As a bitter winter gripped the land, the Highlanders would have known of the calamitous famine ravaging in Ireland and did not want a repeat in Scotland. Grain carts were seized by rioters, ships boarded, harbours blockaded and a jail forced open before the military intervened. The army opened fired on one set of rioters and savage jail sentences were imposed on others however the people gained key concessions chiefly among them was cheaper food. Our old friend Charles Trevelyan said in a letter about the hardship in the Highlands of Scotland, ‘the people cannot under any circumstances be allowed to starve’ and the government forced Landlord’s to help their tenants, a far cry from the attitude in Ireland.

Trevelyan’s attitude towards Scotland was in marked contrast to his actions in Ireland. Scotland did suffer, grievously in places but the poor of Ireland were sacrificed on the altar of free market dogmatism and up to a million perished. Over a million others found escape on famine ships across the Atlantic or cattle boats to England or Scotland. There they faced an uncertain future in the harsh crucible of the industrial revolution.

In the darkest days of the great hunger there were those who tried help. The Choctaw Native American tribe who had themselves known hunger and hardship on their ‘trail of tears’ raised $170 for famine relief in Ireland. ($5000 in today’s terms) It was an incredible gesture from people living 4000 miles away who were themselves dispossessed. In 2015 a sculpture commemorating this event was unveiled in Midleton, County Cork. It is called ‘Kindred Spirits’ and shows huge steel feathers in the shape of a food bowl. A delegation of twenty Choctaw people attended the unveiling and received the heartfelt thanks of the Irish nation.


In the sad cemetery at Skibbereen there are various plaques commemorating An Gorta Mor. Perhaps the most poignant contains the following words…

‘Oh God! That bread should be so dear and human  flesh so cheap…’





Sunday 12 April 2020

The Second City



The Second City

I am fortunate that my occupation has gained me access to many of Glasgow’s finer buildings over the years. One place which I always enjoy visiting is the City Chambers in the centre of Glasgow; from stunning marble staircases to the splendour of the great banqueting hall, it really a sight worth seeing. The building was inaugurated by Queen Victoria in 1888 and was a statement of confidence and wealth in a city which had grown from 200,000 inhabitants to 750,000 in Victoria’s reign alone. Perhaps Glasgow’s rapid growth during the industrial revolution led to some of the social problems which blighted the lives of so many but as the ‘great and the good’ fawned over Victoria in 1888 another Glasgow with a very different face existed just a mile away from the Carara marble and gold leafed splendour of the new city chambers.

In the Wynds and closes of the High Street and the Saltmarket a perfect storm of circumstances arose which made it a deadly place to live for so many. Rapacious landlords gleefully sub-dived small flats until whole families were living in one room. The influx of highlanders thrown off the land and impoverished Irish migrants flooding into Glasgow looking for work meant they always had takers for their ramshackle slums. Dr James Young delivered a lecture in Glasgow in 1888 and said of the one roomed slums in the poorer quarters….

‘It is those small houses which produce the high death-rate of Glasgow. It is those small houses which give to that death-rate the striking characteristics of an enormous proportion of deaths in childhood, and of deaths from diseases of the lungs at all ages. Their exhausted air and poor and perverse feeding fill our streets with bandy-legged children. Of all the children who die in Glasgow before they complete their fifth year, 32 per cent die in houses of one apartment; and under 2 per cent, in houses of five apartments and upwards. There they die, and their little bodies are laid on a table or on the dresser, so as to be somewhat out of the way of their brothers and sisters, who play and sleep and eat in their ghastly company. From beginning to rapid ending the lives of these children are short parts in a continuous tragedy. A large proportion enter life by the side-door of illegitimacy and one in every five of all who are born there will never see the end of their first year. Of those who so prematurely die, a third will have never been seen in their sickness by any doctor.’

That was the reality of life in the ‘Second City’ of the Empire in the late Victorian era; one in five children born in the impoverished parts of the city didn’t live to see their first birthday. For those who did survive there was a harsh life of poverty, exploitation and illness ahead. Fredrich Engels travelled north and wrote of the slums of Glasgow…

"I have seen human degradation in some of its worst phases, both in England and abroad, but I can advisedly say, that I did not believe, until I visited the wynds of Glasgow, that so large an amount of filth, crime, misery, and disease existed in one spot in any civilised country. 

Glasgow University stood on the east side of the High Street for 400 years but the rapid overcrowding and ‘slumming’ of the area in the 19th century saw this august institution flee west to a green field site at Gilmorehill in 1870. As the wealthy fled to the west of the city the east end struggled on in a city that was growing too fast. In 1811 Glasgow’s population reached 100,000. By 1840 it had tripled to 300,000. The drive for industrialisation required a pool of cheap, exploitable labour and was drawing people into the great cities to work in the burgeoning factories and docks. The Irish community made up 20% of the population of the city by 1850 and usually took the more demanding physical jobs building roads, canals and railways. Their efforts and contribution to industrialisation and the building of Scotland’s infra-structure have never really been recognised.

Imagine if you will the modern Celtic Park packed to capacity. That was the number of Irish migrants who arrived in Glasgow in the year 1851. That is to say 60,000 new arrivals in one year: on average 5000 arrived each month or around 1250 each week, often with little more than the clothes they wore to their name. They came from a land wracked by famine and eviction and it says much about conditions in Ireland that many thought the slums of Glasgow offered better prospects. Of course there is much evidence that they were not welcomed with open arms. There was no council housing, no NHS, no social security and most could expect nothing but a hard life of toil.

The majority of these migrants were Catholic and they were coming to the country which had perhaps adopted the reformed faith more completely than any country in Europe. Tensions and old hatreds were always likely to arise and some of those attitudes echo down the years to today. The Irish were derided as ignorant, drunken and carriers of disease but in reality the squalor in which they and many native Scots found themselves living in was to blame for much of their behaviour. As Victor Hugo wrote in Les Miserables; ‘If the soul is left in darkness then sins will be committed. The guilty one is not he who commits the sins but he who creates the darkness.’

The journey from the degradation of the past was a long one and it took long years of struggle and organising to make it. The fight for better housing and working conditions, the trade union movement, the arrival of the NHS and of course the proper education of all the nation’s children helped. Many born into poverty didn’t accept that this was the way things had to be and Scotland produced working class activists such as John MacLean, Mary Barbour, Willie Gallacher and James Connolly fought for the ordinary people of Scotland. They organised, led strikes, refused to pay rent to landlords exploiting the people and helped form the Labour Party to challenge the existing order.

Celtic Football Club was one example of a community trying to help itself in those hard times. It was formed with words known to every Celtic supporter; ‘A football club shall be formed to maintain dinner tables for the poor children and unemployed.’ Of course a football club could never cure all the ills of society but it did demonstrate that people yearned for things to be better and that altruism and a willingness to work for a better tomorrow for their children existed among the poor.

Glasgow today still has the lowest life expectancy in the UK and great disparity in wealth and health but things have improved enormously since the dark days of the industrial revolution. Those changes often had to be fought for and every change which benefitted the poor from the NHS to better working conditions and pay was resisted by those in charge. The slums may be gone but the poverty, the food banks, the appalling attrition of drug misuse still exist. The journey to a better life for all is far from complete though and much remains to be done but the ‘second city’ has come a long way.

So if you ever find yourself on the tour of the ornate and beautiful Glasgow City Chambers and the guide uses the phrase ‘the second city of the Empire’ try to think of it as I do; not in terms of second only to London in terms of industrial output but in terms of that ‘second’ Glasgow which existed less than a mile from the marble halls of the City Chambers. That place where one in five children never saw their first birthday. Some may choose to remember Victoria in all her splendour or the great industrialists with their wealth built on exploitation but I’ll remember the suffering poor who fought a long and bitter struggle for better lives for us all.

Let Glasgow flourish for all its children.






Sunday 5 April 2020

Honest mistakes



Honest mistakes

Spending much more time at home due to the Covid 19 pandemic has a few suffering from what was once called ‘cabin fever.’ We may not have reached the levels of irritability and restlessness which once afflicted prospectors stuck in a log cabin during winter in the Yukon or submariners spending long periods at sea but more than a few are missing their outings to the pub or the football. It isn’t only the 90 minutes of action on the field we miss but the journey to the stadium, the pre match trip to the pub, chatting with friends and those around us at the match. Then of course there is social media which allows us to debate, squabble, dissect a game and generally spout off like a Twitter Trappatoni or a Facebook Ferguson.

With the ongoing lockdown, we are left looking at videos of games past, speculating what might happen to the remaining fixtures of 2019-20 season and generally coming to realise what a big part football plays in the lives of so many of us. One online conversation concerned recently centred around what some like to call ‘Celtic Paranoia.’ As far back as the foundation of Celtic there has been a suspicion among many who follow Celtic that at certain times in its history there have been individuals in officialdom who have been less than even handed in their dealings with the club. There are also some among the much maligned refereeing fraternity who have on occasion made decisions or statements which defy logical explanation but how much of this is down to bias and how much incompetence?

Willie Maley in his book written to celebrate Celtic’s first 50 years in 1938 remarked in that understated way of his that after some games players were ‘much aggrieved about the officiating.’ Celtic, the so called Irish, Catholic club in Scotland would not, it seemed, be immune to the prevailing attitudes of some in society at the time. The actions of certain officials didn’t stop Celtic being a successful club in those first 50 years, indeed in 1938 when Maley’s book was published Celtic were champions.

My old man was in no doubt that what he saw growing up in the years after World War 2 was evidence of bias against Celtic. Of course Celtic’s lack of success in those years was more down to poor planning and decision making within the club than any decisions made by referees. A club the size of Celtic almost being relegated in 1948 cannot be explained by poor refereeing but that apart he did give examples of things he saw which were hard to explain. The infamous Cox-Tully incident involved Rangers player Sammy Cox delivering a kick to the groin of Charlie Tully in front of 95,000 witnesses. Tully collapsed in a heap as Celtic fans behind the goal awaited the inevitable sending off for Cox. The inaction of the Referee caused crowd trouble and bottles flew. The Herald Newspaper describes the scene in the following words…

‘There is no doubt about what caused the crowd trouble- the foul committed by Cox on Tully after 30 minutes play and the astonishing attitude of the referee in ignoring the offence and actually waving play on.’

It is unusual for sports reports of the time to criticise officials and their ire was usually pointed towards players who did not accept refereeing decisions like gentlemen. The name MC Dale also cropped up in my old fella’s lexicon of biased officials out to do Celtic down. In a match against Rangers in 1946 he gave a hotly disputed penalty to Rangers and sent of two Celtic players who expressed their disgust at the decision. Celtic players suggested that the Referee reeked of whisky and it was reported that he needed help filling out his post-match report. Bob Crampsey, author and football historian said of those days …

‘Many of the Press were uneasy about what they considered to be scandalously partial refereeing. There had been disputed decisions in Rangers favour in both matches (Cup ties) and when Dumbarton were equally dissatisfied with the handling of a league match at Ibrox, Waverley, a normally phlegmatic Journalist was moved to reply to a plea from Mr R Lindsay, Chairman of Dumbarton, ‘’You are right in saying that Rangers don’t want favours from Referees but they certainly get them. I appeal to the SFA to let it be known that so far as whistlers are concerned all clubs are equal.’’

One name bound to get my old man angry was that of RH Davidson, an official who reduced the 1970 Scottish Cup final to the level of farce with his decisions. You will find the goals from that game online but not the incidents which went a long way to deciding the game and you have to wonder why? Aberdeen was a fine side then and learned from their 1967 cup final defeat that they shouldn’t approach the game defensively. That being said the Referee skewed the game so badly we’ll never know what would have happened had a competent referee been in in charge. Firstly, he awarded Aberdeen a hugely controversial penalty when a cross struck Bobby Murdoch on the shoulder. Bobby Lennox was the victim of two awful decisions the first of which saw the Dons keeper Bobby Clark drop the ball at his feet and Lennox netted. The referee awarded a foul. Then as Lennox raced in on goal a desperate last ditch tackle from Martin Buchan scythed him down in the box. Astonishingly, Davidson waved play on. Some Aberdeen fans were honest enough to say that although delighted to have won, Davidson ruined the match.

Too often though, poor refereeing has been used as an excuse for failure. The folk memory of biased officials, real or imagined, has Celtic supporters antennae fine-tuned as they judge decisions. There are still things which occur which defy logic though. The sending off of Tony Shepard in the 1986 League Cup Final with Rangers after the referee was struck by a coin leads one to ask what the referee’s thought patterns were. He cannot have seen Shephard strike him as it didn’t happen and the error of his ways was apparent when the Celtic player lifted the coin from the turf and showed it to the official who to his credit reversed the decision but why reach for the red card in the first place when he hadn’t seen the player do anything which merited it?

The Farry-Cadete saga was another incident when an official seemed to be acting in a manner which put Celtic at a disadvantage. Normally registering a new player takes no more than a day or two as fax messages are exchanged with his previous association. Farry held up Cadete’s registration for six weeks at a vital time of the season. Cadete missed key matches which he may (or may not) have influenced. Celtic drew 3 SPL games as their striker sat in the stand unable to play. Those three draws were to cost them the title. Fergus McCann brought in his lawyer and comprehensively demolished Farry’s arguments for holding up the player’s registration. He had no option but to resign. Celtic fans immediately saw an official out to hurt the club. Farry’s apologists said he was an over-officious and perhaps pompous man but that he was an honest official. His actions though, remain inexplicable.

Of course fans of other clubs in Scotland find it risible when Celtic supporters talk of bias. How can a club with over 100 major trophies and a treble-treble in the bag be moaning about referees? Football is a fast moving game where officials have a split second to make a call. Having refereed school games I can assure you it isn’t easy to get things right all the time. Errors do occur in professional football and the big Leagues introduction of VAR was aimed at reducing this. What VAR has shown though is that the rules themselves don’t always allow for the smooth running of games. Players are literally called offside when a toe is beyond the last defender. VAR gets it right but infuriates fans who celebrate a goal and then see it disallowed by a fraction of an inch.

I don’t buy into conspiracy theories but I do think over the years there have been some referees who gave my club very little and did so for reasons beyond football. Most are honest men doing a tough job and like all human beings make mistakes. We notice the more obvious ones and the high profile errors which affect the outcomes of games. We don’t tend to notice the efficient officials who get through matches with a minimum of fuss. In many ways the referees you don’t notice are often the best. Others, who boast at sports dinners of ‘never having refereed a game which Rangers lost’ are a disgrace to their profession and sully the reputation of the decent majority.

My old man may have had his suspicions about some of the officials of his time but with wall to wall cameras now the chances of repeatedly making ‘honest mistakes’ are much slimmer. Of course in the heat of the action a referee has to make a call and we all hope it is an objective one. I watch enough football to see that errors occur in most games but that they are down to mistakes rather than bias. The nature of Scottish football and the rivalry between its two biggest clubs means officials are watched like hawks by some who lack any objectivity. We all want football matches which are decided by players’ skill and effort and not poor officiating.

The days of Bobby Davidson are long gone. He simply wouldn’t get away with that in the modern era.