Tuesday, 28 October 2025

The Ego has landed

 


The Ego has landed

Celtic don’t do crisis mode that often these days, but the current shambles at the club certainly meets the criteria. Not since the shabby treatment of Jock Stein by the old board in 1978 have we seen such a poorly handled exit. Brendan Rodgers’ decision to resign took many of us by surprise, though his increasingly barbed comments at press conferences would have signalled that not all was well behind the scenes. It comes at a time when sections of the support are at war with the board, and the team is stuttering like a second-hand Honda. Key players are injured or struggling for form and the club is in need of renewal from top to bottom. The biggest shareholder, Dermot Desmond, released a statement that was as scathing as it was ill judged. In it he accused Rodgers, among other things, of contributing to a toxic atmosphere around the club…

‘Regrettably, his words and actions since then have been divisive, misleading, and self-serving. They have contributed to a toxic atmosphere around the club and fuelled hostility towards members of the executive team and the Board. Some of the abuse directed at them, and at their families, has been entirely unwarranted and unacceptable. Every member of the Board and executive team is deeply passionate about Celtic and acts at all times with professionalism, integrity, and a shared desire for success. What has failed recently was not due to our structure or model, but to one individual’s desire for self-preservation at the expense of others.’

I’m sure Brendan Rodgers has been unwise in some of his utterances over the past few weeks, but to pin recent failings on ‘one individual’s desire for self-preservation’ is to tell half the story. We mere mortals who buy our season tickets and stump up for merchandise will never be privy to the goings on behind the scenes at Celtic Park, but it is clear to us that there needs to be a collective responsibility for the club’s poor start to the season. It’s only 8 months since we watched Celtic draw away to Bayern Munich in the Champions league after a 94th minute equaliser from the Germans. At that point we were hoping to build on a position of strength for the 2025-26 campaign, but Celtic being Celtic, we failed to capitalise on an excellent season. Kuhn, Idah and Taylor moved on. Kyogo was allowed to go earlier without adequate replacement. The club failed to bring in the quality that was required despite sitting on a pile money and the team has regressed. This situation has been compounded by serious injuries to key players as the current campaign began and Celtic now find themselves 8 points behind in the league.

The personal and fairly vindictive tone of Dermot Desmond’s statement on the departure of Brendan Rodgers is unbecoming a senior figure at a club like Celtic. It may be that he was keen to get his version of events out there, but it was worded in an unnecessarily harsh manner and implied that Rodgers was both dishonest and selfish. There has obviously been a major falling out between two big egos, but whatever the truth behind the departure of Brendan Rodgers, a little dignity and reflection should be in order from all at the club. We win together, we lose together and we shouldn’t wash our dirty linen in public.

A million words will now be written about Rodgers’ departure, endless hours of chatting on podcasts, radio phone-in shows and social media will try to decipher what the hell went on. The bottom line though, is that Celtic now need to appoint a manager to salvage a season that is damaged, though not yet beyond repair. He needs to be a manager the fans will respect, who has a proven track record and he needs to be given adequate funds to reinvigorate a squad that many feel, has reached the end of its cycle.

Football supporters need to have confidence that those running the club are pulling in the same direction as they are. We thank Brendan Rodgers for his undoubted contribution to the club, but football waits for no one. To stand still is to go backwards. We all want the best for Celtic, so come on Celtic, spare us any more of this tabloid, soap-opera nonsense and move on. Bring in a manager who will excite us and once more give us dreams and songs to sing.

The King is gone. Long live the King.

Saturday, 11 October 2025

Never Better

 

Never Better



Glasgow 2016

Tommy Anderson felt every one of his 90 years as he pushed himself up in his hospital bed to welcome his visitors. Getting old was no fun, even his bones seemed to ache. His grandson, Aiden, had brought his 8-year-old son up to cheer Tommy up and it had the desired effect. ‘Alright, granda?’ Aiden smiled, ‘guess where Junior and I are off to the morra?’ Old Tommy shrugged, ‘no idea, son.’ As Junior picked at Tommy’s grapes, Aiden grinned, ‘he’s coming wi me tae his first derby match.’ Old Tommy smiled, ‘that’s great, but just make sure you look after him. That lot can take defeat badly. Brendan’s got the team playing well, so hopefully the wee guy sees a good result.’ Aiden nodded, ‘aye, we’ll be oan the supporters’ bus so it’ll be cool.’

A nurse appeared at this point and checked the chart on a clipboard at the end of his bed. ‘Morning, Mr Anderson. How are we today?’ Tommy smiled, ‘aye, no bad, hen. Might need tae give the marathon a miss this year though.’ She smiled at his joke, ‘and who is this young man?’ Tommy looked at Junior, ‘that’s my great-grandson. He’s off to the big game with his da tomorrow.’  ‘Good,’ she smiled. ‘I hope he enjoys it.’ Her time in casualty had taught her that these particular games were not events that the staff there enjoyed as their caseload more than doubled.

After she left, Tommy and his grandson chatted quietly about life, football and his illness. ‘What was the doc saying?’ Aiden asked, his face a little more serious. Tommy Anderson looked at his great grandson before replying to Aiden, ‘let’s just say I’m in injury time and leave it at that, son.’ Aiden nodded, appreciating his grandfather hadn’t spoken too bluntly in front of Junior. He remembered when Tommy was a younger man and they’d attend games together. He loved Celtic and had passed that love on to his son and grandson. ‘What was your first Rangers game?’ Junior suddenly asked. Tommy smiled at the fresh-faced youngster. ‘It was a long time ago, son. 1938 if I recall. Celtic beat Rangers 6-2.’ The boy’s eyes widened, ‘six two! That must have been brilliant.’ Old Tommy smiled, ‘oh it was, Malky McDonald and Johnny Crum ripped them apart. What a forward line we had then; Delaney, McDonald, Crum, Divers, Murphy.’

Tommy sipped at his water and his great-grandson asked another question. ‘What was my grandad’s first Rangers game?’ Old Tommy settled back onto his pillow, his face wearing a faraway look. ‘Ah, Junior, that was a day I’ll never forget. His mind drifted back almost 60 years…

 

Glasgow, October 1957

‘Whit?’ Davie said, a look of incredulity on his face. ‘It’s a cup final man, ye have tae come!’ Tommy Anderson shrugged, ‘I want tae go Davie, but she’s goin’ tae see her maw in Ayr. I need tae watch the wee guy.’ ‘Noo haud oan a minute,’ Davie said glancing at Thomas Junior, sitting happily playing with his toy car, ‘if my Carol started that pish, she’d be o’er my knee and her arse well skelped. Can ye no get somebody tae watch the wean?’  Tommy shrugged, ‘naw, I’ve asked around. Everybody is busy or has this flu that’s doing the rounds. Besides, I promised her I’d watch him.’ Davie exhaled loudly, ‘I’d ask Carol but she’s still in Blackpool wi her sisters.’ There was a moment’s silence as the two friends thought about their predicament. ‘How old is wee Thomas noo?’ Davie asked. ‘He’s two and hauf.’ Tommy looked at him sensing where this was going. ‘He’s too wee, Davie. We cannae take him tae a Celtic Rangers game at that age.’ Davie looked at him, ‘aye we can. I can swap tickets wi Paddy oan the bus. He always goes tae the wee enclosure in front of the stand. It’ll be ok in there.’ Tommy Anderson mulled the idea over in his mind for a moment before looking at Davie. ‘Ye really think he’ll be ok?’ Davie smiled, ‘is the Pope a Catholic?’

Tommy wrapped his young son up well despite the fact that the sun was slanting in the window. He stuffed some food and a bottle of Irn Bru into a duffle bag and set off. The supporters’ bus was rocking as the fans sang all the way to Hampden. Tommy held his son close and kept an eye out for any opposition fans as stoning buses was a regular occurrence in Glasgow. Young Thomas snuggled against his chest seemingly unfazed by the racket going on around him. Most of the men on board were swigging from beer bottles and clapping along as they sang…

‘Hail, glorious St. Patrick, dear Saint of our Isle, on us thy poor children bestow a sweet smile; and now thou art high in thy mansions above, on Erin’s green valleys look down in thy love. On Erin’s green valleys, on Erin’s green valleys…’

They reached Hampden Park which was already buzzing with anticipation. Cup finals were always exciting; Celtic v Rangers cup finals were even more so. Davie had arranged the ticket swap and they headed for the enclosure in front of the main stand. A burly policeman looked at 2-year-old Thomas being carried in by his father. ‘He not a bit young for all of this?’ Tommy smiled, ‘you want tae babysit him? I can pick him up after the game.’ The cop smiled, ‘naw, I’ll be watching the big weans today. I’m sure I’ll be babysitting a few of them later at the station.’ Tommy clicked through the turnstile and found a spot right at the front wall close to the Celtic end. Hampden was filling up and the noise increasing as the kick off approached. Tommy Anderson swung his son’s small legs over the wall and stood behind him, one arm looped around his waist. The day was set fair for the wee guy’s first look at the boys in the hooped shirts.

On that sunny day in October 1957, Celtic didn’t just defeat Rangers; they tore them to shreds. With the Celtic midfield in total control, it was the wingers Fernie and Tully who terrorised the Rangers full backs, while McPhail and Mochan dominated the Rangers centre backs. Tommy Anderson watched in disbelief as Celtic scored goal after goal against the much vaunted ‘Iron curtain’ defence of Rangers. In the dying moments of the game, with the score at 6-1, Willie Fernie placed the ball on the penalty spot. Tommy placed his son on the cinder track momentarily as Fernie began his run up. As the ball flashed into the net to make the final score 7-1, he roared in delight before looking at his son and shouting, ‘ye see that, wee man? That’s just magic!’ It had been some day and some first game for wee Thomas.

 

Glasgow 2016

Old Tommy Anderson slipped in his ear plugs and tuned his small radio into Radio Scotland in time for kick off in the match with Rangers. He smiled at the thought that wee Junior would be at his first derby. His own was in 1938, his son Thomas had little memory of the 7-1 game but that was his. His grandson Aiden had gone to his in 1998 when Paul Lambert had almost burst the net. It seemed as if the Anderson family had a habit of seeing Celtic victories on those days. He settled back on the hospital pillows as the game began. How many of these matches had he seen in his 80 years of life? A hundred? Two hundred? More? He always knew which one was the most important- the next one.

After a half hour of football in which Celtic totally dominated, the score was still 0-0. The BBC commentator was sounding quite optimistic about Rangers chances if they could reach half time without conceding a goal. As Tommy listened, the commentator’s nasal tones said, ‘a corner to Celtic on the left, in front of their ultras section. Sinclair to take it. He fires it in to the back post area and Dembeleeeeee heads it home! Goalllll! Celtic have the lead!’ A few miles from Celtic Park, an old Celt was smiling. ‘Go on bhoys!’ A passing nurse looked quizzically at old Tommy, ‘You alright, Mr Anderson?’ He smiled at her and nodded, ‘never better, hen. Never better.’

 


 

Saturday, 27 September 2025

Back the team

 


Back the team

Like most of you reading this, I’ve invested a lot of time, money and emotion into supporting Celtic over the years. I’ve seen some great days and I’ve seen days when success seemed far off. In the early 1990s Celtic had in place a board which lacked the financial acumen and clout to drag Celtic into the modern era. In those times, fans’ discontent was discussed in fanzines which developed in response the rather insipid club newspaper which tended to not publish letters critical of the board. The Celtic View came to be sarcastically nicknamed ‘Pravda,’ the Russian word for ‘truth.’ It was most famously known as the name of the official newspaper of the Communist Party of the old USSR. It acted as the government's mouthpiece for decades and even the Russian people knew it was full of propaganda.  

Debate and protest in those pre-social media days had to be done in a more up close and personal way. Fans debated on the buses to games, they talked on the terraces and if they wanted to organise, then leaflets were handed out around the ground and articles sent to the fanzines. In such ways, public meetings could be set up and this was a particularly effective weapon in the Celts for Change days of the early 90s. The context of a failing team, a stadium in dire need of rebuilding and a board who were almost bankrupt of both money and ideas, lent the protests of those days a real sense of urgency. The club we loved was failing and in very real danger of administration with all the problems and humiliations that would come with that. The ordinary Celtic fan, for so long thought of as useful idiots by the old board organised in a remarkable way to save the soul of their football club.

If we fast forward thirty years, we see a club which has built tremendous domestic success on the platform those supporters of thirty years ago provided. Tens of thousands of fans bought shares in Celtic and rebuilt the stadium and the team. Each year tens of thousands of them buy season tickets and merchandise which helps make a club, almost bankrupt in 1994, the wealthiest in the land by some distance. But Celtic is more than a business, more than a way of making wealthy shareholders a tidy dividend. It is, as Bob Kelly once said, for many people a way of life. All of us fans want the very best for our club. Yes, we’ve racked up 42 domestic trophies in the 21st century and that is all well and good. But we look with frustration at clubs of similar size to Celtic and a good few smaller than us who achieve more in Europe than we do.

Last season we made a real go of it in the toughest club competition in the world. We took Bayern Munich, a club whose turnover was over a billion Euros last year, to within 60 seconds of extra time in the Champions League. We really thought we were a couple of good signings away from making the club we love a force in Europe again. That old Celtic habit of not building on a position of strength reared its head again and we allowed some of the key components of the side to leave without adequately replacing them. The appalling handling of the summer transfer window, coupled with the team losing to Kairat Almaty in the Champions League play-off round saw the hopes we had after last season turn to ashes in our hands. The majority of fans were rightly angry at the board for mishandling things so badly and allowing the team to regress. It’s important the club is well run and financially sound, but for the fans, all of that is designed to give the manager the players he needs to move the club forward. It seemed to betray a real lack of ambition and vision on behalf of those running the club. To sit on £70m of cash reserves and watch as the team went backwards was in the eyes of many ordinary fans inexplicable and unforgivable.

Modern social media has made organising protests far easier for today’s supporters than it was for their fathers 30 years ago. Facebook and X can reach thousands of supporters easily and various podcasts and blogs are accessible to all. You can even order 1000 personalised posters on Amazon for under £100. It is also easier for fans to disagree with each other as was proven again today following the announcement of a proposed ‘3 match package of silences’ organised by a group calling itself ‘Celtic Fans Collective.’ Most see nothing wrong in their objective of making the Celtic board communicate better with the fans but I honestly struggled to find a comment which supported the idea of sitting in silence for parts of the 3 games mentioned.

Much as we are fairly united on the need for transparent, open and communicative running of our club, most fans are not in agreement with doing anything which might hinder the team. We go to the match to back our side, to cheer, to moan, to kick every ball with them. That’s part of being a Celtic fan. Trying to get at the board by sitting in silence is like trying to stop the sun rising by closing your eyes. It’ll achieve nothing and may be counter-productive to the team on the pitch. That is something, I for one would not countenance. We see how an increasingly toxic atmosphere at Ibrox is affecting that particular team and do not want to start down that road. Celtic Park is famous for its atmosphere on European nights. The idea of us sitting in silence for half an hour in the match with Braga next week is simply ridiculous. The dispute is with the board and those with a point to make should adopt tactics which make them sit up and take notice, not offer a helping hand to opponents by turning the stadium into a library.

A better man than me once said, ‘Football without the fans is nothing.’ I hope our board realise that and work to give the Celtic fans the best possible team they can and communicate with fans in a less patronising manner. Former Dundee United boss, Jim McLean said many years ago, ‘with supporters like these, how can you fail to become champions? They are just incredible. I give Celtic credit for playing really well and beating us but these fans look as though they are part of the team.’ When Celtic and their fans are united like that, they are a potent force indeed.

I respect the right of any fan to express their displeasure at the board. We care so much about our club and want it to be all it can be, but I suspect that the majority at Celtic Park for the visit of Hibs will be making plenty of noise. This isn’t the 1990s. We aren’t backing a failing team and a clueless board. Domestically we are in the midst of one of the most successful periods in Celtic’s long and unbroken history. Yes, the board made a complete hash of the summer transfer window and fans have every right to be angry about that but that shouldn’t stop them backing the team with all the fervour they’re famous for.

The cry in the 90s may have been, ‘sack the board,’ but it was also ‘back the team.’ I suspect the majority at Celtic’s next few games will be doing just that.



 

Saturday, 23 August 2025

Children of the future age

 


Children of the future age

John Paul could feel the water seeping into his busted old trainers as he headed for the main entrance of the Forge shopping centre. The chilly December wind cut through his thin track suit and the lazy Glasgow drizzle seemed to seep into every pore of his body. In all his 13 years he hadn’t felt so cold. He scanned the foyer of the centre hoping the security man locals called ‘Robocop’ wasn’t around. He was a mean-spirited bastard who loved nothing better than blocking those he considered ‘scum’ from the centre. John Paul entered with a crowd of women shoppers hoping to blend in. He wasn’t here to spend, rather just to heat his shivering body. He had got as far as the indoor Market when Robocop appeared, ‘Right wee man, turn around, out you go!’ A woman looked at John Paul, ‘Whit’s the lad done? Why are you throwing him oot?’ Robocop looked at her disdainfully, ‘These people aren’t here to spend, they’ve no money. They steal and hang around driving decent customers away.’ The woman looked sympathetically at John Paul, ‘But he’s just a wee lad, he’s shivering.’ Robocop was having none of it and ushered John Paul out the doors and into cold, damp Duke Street, ‘and don’t come back ya fuckin wee tramp’ He muttered under his breath once he was sure no other customers could hear him. John Paul looked blankly at him bemused at his mean attitude. What was wrong with some people?

 

John Paul, wet hair plastered to his head, headed up past Parkhead Cross and then turned right along the Gallowgate as the relentless Glasgow rain became heavier. Going home wasn’t an option as his Step-Da was drunk again and seemed to pick on him incessantly when the alcohol fuelled rage was on him. He had become more violent in recent years and John Paul’s body bore the bruises from his father’s last episode. What angered him more was though his inability to defend his mother. He had lain awake one night listening to him ranting at her, calling her foul names and then the violence and crying had started. John Paul had covered his ears and begged God to make it all stop. Later, when all was quiet apart from the gentle sobbing of his mother he slipped out of bed and headed for the living room. His step-Da was asleep on the couch as John Paul approached his mother and simply hugged her, saying nothing. In his mind he promised himself that when he grew to manhood that bastard would pay for it all.

He crossed the road rather aimlessly and looked through the large gateway into Janefield Street cemetery. Despite being a Parkhead boy all his life, it occurred to him that he had never been in the old cemetery before. He wandered among the forgotten graves of people from a bye-gone age. A huge stone Celtic cross loomed over him, a curious black crow perched on top, watching him. He reached the cemetery wall and clambered up onto the top of it and sat down, his legs dangling above Janefield Street. Below him he could see hard hatted workmen were busy tearing down the last of the old Celtic Park enclosure known as the Jungle. The last of the steelwork was gone and they were using jack-hammers to break up the concrete terraces. The old stadium looked like a war zone. Rubble was strewn everywhere and the noise of power tools and cement trucks filled the air. John Paul had gone to many games at the old stadium, initially to escape his home but he had come to love the rough comradeship of the terraces. It was his escape, his sanctuary, the place where he dreamed of better things.  He seldom paid in as he was still small enough to get a lift or agile enough to scale the walls on occasion. On one occasion he had cut his hand badly as the club, clearly annoyed at lost gate receipts, embedded broken glass on top of the outer walls in cement. That annoyed him, the club founded for the poor was keeping the poor out with broken glass.

John Paul watched as the noise of demolition abated and the workmen downed tools and headed for the porta-cabins which served as their bothies. At least they could eat their lunch out of the rain.  He dropped down from the cemetery wall and crossed Janefield Street. Glancing through the temporary metal mesh fence which stood, slotted into black rubber feet, he looked at the remains of Celtic Park. He could see the old main stand, alone and forlorn in the rain looking out of place on its own. It was hard to believe that the pile of twisted metal and broken concrete before him was all that remained of the Jungle. He prised two sections of the fencing apart and squeezed through into the building site that was one day to be the new Celtic Park.

The place was quiet and the only workmen around were far away eating their sandwiches. He wandered over the twisted rubble of the old Jungle thinking of the times he had stood there cheering on his heroes. He had been shoe horned in here when Celtic won the title in their Centenary year. What a crowd there was that day. Now, all that was left was rubble and the ghosts of the past to lament the destruction of the old stadium. As John Paul picked his way over the broken concrete a small section of it gave way and he fell forward. His leg had slipped into a hole beneath the rubble and he only just managed to stop himself having a heavy fall. Something jagged and scratched his shin and he let out a small cry. As he extricated his leg carefully from the hole, he was disappointed to see his track suit bottoms torn and dirty but worse than that his trainer was no longer on his foot. He looked for a moment at his damp, dirty sock through which poked his big toe. He then glanced into the void where his leg had slipped and saw his trainer about 3 feet down the hole. He lay on the uneven concrete and reached into the hole, his cold fingers feeling for his trainer. The tips of his fingers touched something metallic and he withdrew his hand worrying it was a gas pipe or something electrical. He rolled onto his side and peered into the hole. His trainer was jammed between damp clay and what appeared to be a rectangular metal box. John Paul looked around him and saw what he required; a piece of metal reinforcing rod from the concrete lay on the damp ground. He poked it into the hole and dislodged his trainer. Straining, he reached into the hole and retrieved it and pulled it onto his foot. He then turned his attention to the metal box. He forced the rod down the side of it and levered it left and right until it was loose. He reached into the hole with both hands and prised the box free from the cloying mud. He placed the box in front of him and regarded it. It was about the size of a shoe box and beneath the clay and rust, he could make out rusty hinges. What was this doing buried under the old Jungle at Celtic Park? He glanced around him, a little startled, as two workmen laughed at across at the main stand. John Paul lifted the box and slipped quietly out of the Stadium. He made his way along Janefield Street, scanning the ground until he found a plastic carrier bag blowing along the damp, deserted street. He placed the metal box into the bag and headed for home.

The house was quiet when he arrived home. His step-da had probably gone to the bookies or pub and his mother was working as a cleaner in the nearby Templeton centre. He had the house to himself and after locking the front door, he headed for his bedroom. He placed some old newspapers on his bed and then removed the box from the carrier bag and placed it on them. He used a scrubbing brush to clean most of the clay from the box, his mind racing at the thought of what it might contain. He then tried the lid which didn’t seem to be held closed by a padlock or other such mechanism but it was closed fast and wouldn’t budge. John Paul fetched his Step-Da’s hammer and a sturdy cold chisel from under the kitchen sink. He placed the point of the chisel at the spot he thought was the edge of the lid. He tapped gently at first but soon lost patience and hit the chisel hard. The lid loosened a little and he squeezed the edge of the chisel into the thin gap and levered the lid until finally it gave and he was able to open the box fully. He looked inside, eyes wide in expectation.

Inside the box, John Paul found a sort of parcel wrapped in what he thought was linen and tied with brown, aged string.  He snapped the string and carefully unfolded the water-stained linen. In it he found two envelopes, browned with age and water marked. There was also a faded photograph of a Celtic team dressed in a strip of vertical stripes. There was also a set of what appeared to be dusty old rosary beads. He glanced in the box to make sure it was empty and found several old coins, each showing Queen Victoria’s distinctive head. He laid the items carefully on the bed and looked at them. He carefully opened each of the two envelopes and separated the sheets of paper. The first one he attempted to read seemed to be a poem and with some difficulty he eventually deciphered the hand writing and read…

 

Children of the future age

Reading this indignant page

Know that once there was a time

When being poor was thought a crime

But seeing no help close at hand

We turn to God in a heartless land

Beseech his manna from the skies

To still our hungry children’s cries

 And in that year of eighty-seven

When so many young took leave for heaven

We took our faith and fate in hand

And formed our bold and gallant band

 Celtic was the name we chose

The shamrock mighty as thistle or rose

From far and wide they came to see

The men who stilled the hungry plea

                                                                J Glass Esq. May 1892

 

John Paul placed the letter on the bed and ran to fetch his history of Celtic book. It didn’t take him long to find out that ‘J Glass’ was in fact John Glass and said to be Brother Walfrid’s right-hand man, and one of the chief motivating forces in Celtic’s foundation. 1892 was the date the club moved from the original Celtic Park to the current site. John Paul looked at the photograph of the bearded man staring out of the page at him, speaking to him from a century or more ago. Was the box some sort of time capsule placed under the old terracing as the stadium was being laid out? He took out the second letter and read the short paragraph it contained. The writing was neat and rather dated but he read it with widening eyes as he realised who had written it…

‘May the Lord bless this ground we consecrated this day and may he always watch over the Celtic football club and all who are involved with this fine venture. For as long these relics lie in this hallowed soil the Celtic will prosper. May the Lord smile on you and bless you all this day.’

Brother Walfrid…FMS

John Paul’s head was spinning. He held in his hand a letter, a blessing written by Brother Walfrid himself!  What would this be worth to a collector? He looked at the two letters and then at the dusty rosary beads. He could sure use some money and so could his family but something was troubling him. ‘As long as these relics remain in this hallowed soil the Celtic would prosper.’ That’s what the letter said and he had removed them.

That evening John Paul headed for his friend Paddy’s house and explained all that had occurred that day. Paddy, of course thought it was a wind up until John Paul showed him the proof. ‘Jesus, these will be worth plenty JP, you selling them?’ John Paul was undecided, ‘I’m not sure mate, something is telling me it’s no right?’ Paddy looked at him, ‘Mate, Celtic wiz set up tae help the poor, you’ll get a wad for these tae help you and trust me, you’re poor JP!’ John Paul returned home later that evening and spent a restless night in his bed. When the first pale fingers of light were creeping in his window, he knew what he had to do.

For three months John Paul visited Janefield Street, gazing in at the building work going on in the Stadium area. It was a bright March day when his moment arrived.  A huge concrete mixing truck arrived to pour more concrete onto the foundations of the new North stand. As the driver reversed the truck towards the spot the pour was to take place John Paul slipped quietly into the building site. From his jacket he produced the metal box. Everything was back inside as it was before he had found it. He clambered over pieces of steel stacked neatly on the ground and threw the box quickly into the great hole in the ground the concrete was to be poured into. A voice called to him, ‘Here you, wee man- get yersel tae fuck, it’s deadly playing in building sites!’ John Paul raised a conciliatory hand to him and squeezed back through the fence back into Janefield Street. He smiled as the trough on the concrete truck was guided over the hole and tons of wet concrete splashed over the box, sealing it into the very fabric of Celtic Park forever. ‘There ye go Walfrid,’ he smiled, ‘back where it should be.’ 

He headed for home satisfied that he’d done the right thing.



 

Saturday, 16 August 2025

Punching the Monkey

 

Punching the Monkey

Glasgow 1988

A lazy drizzle fell from the leaden Glasgow sky as Malky Quinn made his way along the Gallowgate. Even four hours before the match, he could see Celtic fans dotted here and here on street corners waiting for the pubs to open. He turned onto Sword Street and headed up the stairs of the first close he came too. The top floor flat was the home of Joe McGee and they had been friends since their school days at St Mary’s. Malky thought about the old school with its boys’ playground three floors up on the roof. Their rowdy games of football up there usually ended when someone sliced the ball over the railing and down into the girls’ playground below.

Malky could hear music as he stopped at the McGee family’s door. He listened for a moment before knocking and heard a familiar refrain… ‘Farewell to Tipperary said the Galtee mountain boy.’  The door was opened he was greeted by the surprising sight of Joe’s father, in his vest, face covered in shaving foam. ‘Alright son, Joe’s in his room. Tell him tae turn that fuckin’ music doon while yer in there.’ Malky nodded and opened the room door and saw Joe was already drinking a can of beer. The walls of the room were festooned with Celtic pennants and posters. A team group picture from Shoot magazine showed the fresh-faced squad of 1987-88 season smiling hopefully.

 ‘Alright, Malky boy?’ Joe grinned, ‘we all set tae do these bastards today?’ Malky sat on the bed as Joe tied his shoe laces. ‘Yer old man said turn the Rebs doon.’ Joe smiled, ‘He can get lost, he was half cut singing Danny boy when he rolled in last night.’ Joe slipped his wallet into the front pocket of his jeans and looked at Malky, ‘noo, where do ye want tae go for a pint?’ Malky shrugged, ‘the Wee Man’s is usually packed. I’d say Baird’s or the Four Ways?’ Joe nodded, ‘aye, failing that we can head tae Norma Jean’s.’ With that, Joe grabbed his Celtic scarf and headed for the room door.’ Malky looked at the record player with the Wolfe Tones LP still spinning and pumping out the music. ‘Whit aboot this?’ Joe smiled, ‘Oh, aye, forgot about that.’ He walked past Malky and instead of turning it off, turned the volume up. As they walked to the front door, Malky head Joe’s da shout from the bathroom, ‘get that doon or I’ll put my foot up your arse!’ Joe smiled and winked at Malky before stepping out and closing the front door.

As they walked along the Gallowgate towards the many Celtic bars which dotted the east end, Malky looked at Joe. There was a certain wildness about him which had been there since childhood. At school, he was belted on an almost daily basis but took pride in the fact he never cried. As they grew into their teens his temper got him into a few scrapes and he was no stranger to the desk sergeant at Tobago Steet Police station. They had both briefly been drawn into the east end gang scene as teenagers but in truth they preferred playing football to throwing bricks at other working-class lads from Barrowfield or Bridgeton. Joe was always fearless in these scraps though, and was usually found in the front of the action. It was on a bright summer evening when a stray stone had struck an old woman that decided they’d had enough of that particular pastime. Malky often wondered if losing his mother so young had affected Joe. Either way, his wildness didn’t stop him being a good and loyal friend who stood by Malky when it mattered.

As they neared the Barras Market, Joe nodded ahead at a man dressed in a full gorilla suit walking towards them. ‘Whit the actual fuck is he doing’?’ Malky shrugged, ‘You see some odd sights, eh?’  They crossed the street and headed towards Baird’s bar where the shutters were just being pulled up. Scores of Celtic fans poured into the popular pub and the two friends joined them. For two hours, the beer and songs flowed freely before most of the patrons left the smoky, malodorous bar and headed out into a gloomy, January day. The green clad river of humanity flowed towards Celtic Park, their songs lingering the damp, winter air. As they neared the stadium, the songs got louder and the mass of people more tightly packed. Joe and Malky lined up at the turnstile at the Celtic end, anticipation building in them for what was always the biggest game of the season.

As they waited, Joe nodded towards the back court of the shoddy houses that backed up near the stadium wall. Some local lads had placed a scaffold plank against the wall and were running up it and grabbing at the top of the wall as they sought to gain entry to the stadium. On top of the wall, what looked like a grubby, folded, painter’s dust sheet had been placed to stop them cutting their hands on the glass which had been cemented at the top of the wall. ‘Imagine the club built tae feed the poor putting fuckin’ glass on the wall tae stop folk climbing in?’ Malky agreed and watched as a few of the kids scaling the wall reached the summit and dropped from view into the stadium below. As they neared the turnstile, a stout man in front of them was ordered by a policeman to drop what appeared to be a bottle of sherry into a metal dustbin. Before doing so, the man opened the sherry and glugged most of it down his throat in two or three long gulps.

For Malky, that moment of topping the stairs at the Celtic end and seeing the emerald rectangle of the field, surrounded by the baying, swaying crowd always thrilled him. On derby days, when the noise was deafening and the buzz of real excitement was in the air, he would grin like a kid on his birthday. They made their way to their usual spot near the front of the Celtic end just in time to see the teams come out. There was a deafening roar from the 60,000 fans. From the Jungle to Malky’s left came the defiant growl of a familiar song; ‘and if ye know the history, it’s enough to make yer heart go oh, oh, oh, oh…’ The massed ranks of the Celtic end joined in and a thunderous chorus echoed around the stadium; ‘We don’t care what the animals say, what the hell do we care? For we only know that there’s going to be a how and the Glasgow Celtic will be there!’ The stage was set and Malky just hoped that on this year, of all years, Celtic could beat their ancient rivals and mark their centenary in style. As play got underway, they became completely engrossed in the drama being played out before them. This was it; this was what they’d waited for.

Amid the thunderous tackles and snarling aggression on the field, Celtic were having by the best of it. Paul McStay stood head and shoulders above the other 21 players on the field. He probed, pulled the strings, twisted away from challenges and was dictating the play. Rangers were hanging on as Celtic bossed the game and created the better chances. Midway through the first half, Rangers new signing, Mark Walters, lined up a corner in front of the Jungle. The usual boos and cat calls were interspersed with something else though; Joe looked at Malky as some Celtic fans made unmistakable monkey noises. ‘Whit the actual fuck…’ Joe said. Malky shook his head, ‘arseholes,’ was all he said. There was laughter behind them and Joe turned to see the man they’d spotted on the Gallowgate standing a few yards behind them in his full gorilla suit. He was moving his right hand vertically and horizontally as if blessing the Rangers winger. Joe’s face was contorted in anger and he roared, ‘here you, ya fuckin’ prick! Get yeself tae fuck.’ Malky had to restrain Joe from pushing through the crowd to get at the fool. ‘Leave it, mate. You’ll only get yerself jailed.’ A good few other fans agreed with Joe, though. One old timer shook his head, ‘well said, son. If I was younger, I’d lamp that prick myself.’

They refocussed on the game where Celtic continued to dominate. Just before half time, McStay pirouetted like a ballet dancer in midfield and slide a perfect pass up the right wing to the overlapping full back, Chris Morris. The English full back met the ball perfectly and fired it across the penalty box where the onrushing Frank McAvennie gleefully smashed the ball home. It was a breath-taking goal a goal of grace and beauty to brighten a dank Scottish day. The stadium erupted and Joe hugged Malky in utter joy. Celtic were on their way and they both knew that nothing would stop them now. McAvennie would add another late in the second half to seal the deal but Rangers had gone long before that. Sometime you know it just isn’t your day.

The bars of the east-end were rocking after the game and Malky and Joe found themselves in the Four Ways, singing and laughing with an ecstatic crowd who were still buzzing from the game. As the evening wore on, the doors opened and a group of Celtic fans entered. The last of them was the guy they had seen at the game. He was still in his gorilla suit. Malky heard Joe’s snort in anger and mumbled, ‘let if go, Joe. The guy’s an arsehole.’  Joe drank his pint and seemed to calm as the victory songs filled the bar. A few pints later Joe excused himself and headed for the toilet. Malky, now feeling the effects of the pints, watched him go. Inside the cramped toilet, Joe looked at the only other person standing at the urinal. ‘Alright, monkey man?’ he said to him. The gorilla suited man looked at him, ‘aye, no bad. Ye enjoy that today?’ Joe, his face blank, replied, ‘aye, but it was spoiled with racist arseholes like you.’ Before the man could respond, Joe sent a whipping right hand crashing into the side of his head. They man slumped against the wall. Joe muttered, ‘prick,’ and left the toilet. As he did so another man was coming in. Joe smiled, ‘mind yer step. I think the gorilla has had wan too many.’

Joe walked up to Malky, ‘let’s go, mate. I’ve got a few cans in the hoose and I’ll get the Wolfe Tones oan tae annoy my da.’ Malky looked at him sensing something had happened in the toilet. He finished his beer and said, ‘right ye are, Joe. Hopefully yer old man has taped Sportscene.’ They headed out into the gloomy night. In the distance they could hear someone singing; ‘we’re Celtic supporters, faithful through and through. Over and over, we will follow you.’  Malky looked at Joe, ‘you alright, mate?’ Joe smiled, ‘never been better, buddy, never been better.’

 

 

 

 

 

Friday, 11 July 2025

Wilful ignorance


 Wilful ignorance

I know I’m preaching to the choir when it comes to what I am about to write but I ask for your patience as some are either totally unaware of history or wilfully ignorant. Now and then I make the cardinal mistake of debating with followers of Rangers who insist that Celtic ‘died’ in 1994 and are somehow a ‘new club.’ Of course, this is the smokescreen used to assuage the pain and humiliation of the actual liquidation and death of their club in 2012. The idea that a ludicrous stunt by a trashy tabloid newspaper, in which they hired a hearse to park outside Celtic Park and pictured it with the headline ‘RIP Celtic,’ is held up as proof. Sensible people know that Fergus McCann led a takeover which paid Celtic’s debts and saved the club from entering administration.

Let me repeat that; there was no administration at Celtic, nor was the club ever liquidated. These are indisputable facts.

‘But, but’ they say, ‘the company name changed so it must be a new company,’ they bleat. Companies restructure all the time and Fergus McCann restructured Celtic in 1994 in order to meet the serious challenges they faced. In order to alleviate the club's debt, McCann reconstituted the then privately owned ‘Celtic Football & Athletic Company Limited’ into a public limited company – Celtic PLC. This was done in order to finance this restructuring of the stadium and the team, McCann set up a share issue which the fans backed wholeheartedly and it generated £14 million, making it one of the most successful stock market flotations in British financial history.

Let me repeat that; there was no administration at Celtic, nor was the club ever liquidated. These are indisputable facts.

When Celtic FC was founded in November 1887 it was an amateur organisation which, in theory, didn’t pay its players wages. In that sense it was no different to the amateur teams which still play in Sunday leagues to this day. Celtic was a sporting club with members and a committee elected according to some sort of constitution. Such a club has no legal identity in law, it is simply a group of like-minded people coming together to organise football matches and raise money for worthy causes. Today, it would be called a voluntary organisation. In 1897, the club incorporated; that is to say it became a company. It changed its legal status and so obtained a legal identity. The main benefits of incorporating and becoming a ‘Limited Company’ primarily revolve around limited liability, tax benefits, and enhanced credibility. It creates a separate legal entity, protecting the personal assets of members from business debts and lawsuits. 

In becoming a limited company in 1897, the ‘Celtic Football and Athletic Club’ was also responding to the changing nature of Scottish football. Professionalism was introduced in 1893, some 8 years after it had been introduced in England. Scottish players had left for the English game in serious numbers and the SFA had to act by allowing Scottish clubs to pay their players. As football grew in popularity, better and bigger stadiums were required and Celtic’s ambitious board knew that incorporation was the sensible way to fund the stadium and pay the players and staff.

The men who guided Celtic in those early years also knew that if you want to enter into contracts with players, then you need to become incorporated. As stated earlier, an incorporated organisation is a legal entity in its own right. It can enter into contracts, employ staff and lease property. Of course, fans support a football team not a company, but the team is merely something that the company controls; it has no separate identity in law. The players and officials at Celtic are employees of the company. Consider the store in Argyll Street, Glasgow, which used to be Woolworths. After Woolworths was liquidated, the assets were sold off to help meet debts the company owed. The shop that now operates from those premises is not in any sense Woolworth’s. The assets of the defunct Woolworths were bought by other businesses when the company was wound up.

In Scots law there simply is no separate “club” that is operated by a company. They are one and the same thing. If you sue a club, you are suing the company. If you sign for a club, you are signing for the company. The company employs players and officials, pays the wages, sells the merchandise and tickets, and it pays any taxes when liable. Celtic PLC is a Public Limited Company owned by its shareholders. The largest shareholder is currently Dermot Desmond, who owns around 34.7% of the shares. As stated previously, companies can, for a variety of reasons, change their name or form without their unbroken business record being in jeopardy. Celtic were incorporated on April 12th 1897 and despite takeovers and changing into a PLC, remain the same legal entity as they were on that day 128 years ago.

Let me repeat that; there was no administration at Celtic, nor was the club ever liquidated. These are indisputable facts.

If you want to dispute this then the onus is on you to come up with evidence to support this view which holds more water than a trashy photo-op created by a low-end tabloid in order to sell papers. Where is the administration certificate? Where is the CVA offer? Where is the liquidation certificate? They don’t exist. Why? Because they never happened. The Celtic fans rallied and saved their club. Unlike some.



 


Friday, 27 June 2025

Something inside so strong

 


                                               Something inside so strong

As I was driving through Glasgow’s east end today, the car radio was playing a programme called ‘Soul Music.’ Despite the name, the show looks at the emotional impact of music of various genres on people. Today’s programme was about Labi Siffre’s song ‘something inside so strong.’ Siffre wrote the song in 1984 after watching a documentary on apartheid South Africa. He also stated that some of the lyrics reflected his life growing up as a gay man in less kind times. As various people spoke of the emotional impact of the song on their lives, I was surprised to hear a Scottish voice talking about the song and what it meant to him as a Celtic supporter.

Those of you who follow Celtic will know of the persecution of Neil Lennon during his time as a Celtic player and manager. The abuse he suffered in Scotland ranged from moronic barracking at certain stadiums, physical assault in the street and on the touchline, as well as receiving bullets and bombs in the post. Add to this the day-to-day low-level hassles which made even popping out for a pint a challenging experience. It remains a disgrace that anyone was treated in that manner in our country. Mark Cameron of the Arthur McKenna, Lochgelly CSC said on the radio show….

‘It has been a cult song for sections of the Celtic support for years. It’s a powerful, emotional song which has real meaning for sections of the support. I think because parts of the support have been marginalised in society. Something inside so strong means a lot to Neil as it epitomised his life story. He has been the subject of racist and sectarian abuse both her in Glasgow and in his native Northern Ireland.  In 2008 he was attacked while out socialising in the west end of Glasgow, then he was also sent parcel bombs in the post. In 2011 he was attacked at his work at Tynecastle Park.’

The song really resonated with Celtic fans at that time. Celtic played it before a game with Motherwell and Neil must have taken great comfort from hearing 60,000 fans singing it in support of him. Journalist Graham Spiers hit the nail on the head when musing on why Neil Lennon was singled out for the abuse he endured in Scotland…

‘Lennon embodies the very thing that some residual bigots in Scottish society and Scottish football cannot stand: a visible, vocal and successful Irish Catholic who doesn’t shirk from anything. This is too much for some to bear.’

Lennon’s time as a player at Celtic came at time when Martin O’Neill was building what some consider to be the best Celtic side since the Stein era. His 7 years at the club saw him win 5 titles, 4 Scottish cups and 2 league cups. He was also a part of the Celtic side which made it to their first European final in 33 years during that never to be forgotten run to Seville in 2003. All through those years, he lived with the pressure of being a ‘hate’ figure to some in Scottish football. He was clear about why he was picked on. There have been other players in Scottish football as annoyingly feisty as Lennon; one can think of Strachan, Souness or even Scott Brown, but none of them received the level of sheer vitriol Lennon did. He himself said in later years, why he thought this was…

‘Everyone tries to skirt around it but that’s the basis of it, has been since 2000. The first day I stepped onto Windsor Park (Belfast) as a Celtic player I was booed every time I touched the ball having previously played 36 times and had nothing. But with my association with Celtic being high profile, there’s no doubt in my mind that that was behind it and it’s what you want to call it; you call it sectarianism here in Scotland, I call it racism. If a black man is abused, you are not just abusing the colour of his skin, you are abusing his culture, his heritage, his background. It’s the exact same when I get called a Fenian, a pauper, a beggar, a tarrier by these people with their sense of entitlement and superiority complex. All I do is stand up for myself.’

Lennon, of course, managed Celtic too and brought further success to the club, leading them to 5 more titles, 4 Scottish Cups and 1 league cup. His entire career at Celtic as a player and manager saw him help the club to 10 titles, 8 Scottish Cups and 3 League cups. He also got the side to the last 16 in the Champions league and gave the fans some memorable nights in Europe. Yet, there lingers still among some Celtic fans a sour taste about the events of the so called ‘covid season’ or 2020-21. Lennon was let down by his players, that’s for sure. Playing in empty stadiums seemed to be something of a leveller when it came to Celtic and Rangers deservedly won their first title in a decade.

The abuse Neil Lennon received from a minority of Celtic fans in that ‘Annus horribilis’ of 2021 will, I’m sure make some of them blush when they look back on it. Football is a results driven business and there is no doubt that Celtic were awful that year. There were extenuating circumstances with the world-wide pandemic, expensive signings not showing up well and injuries, but the manager is always likely to be the fall guy. He’s the lightening rod who takes the flak from fans when things aren’t going well. The fact that Celtic totally blew a chance to win ten in a row compounded the misery of that season and somewhere amid all the hysteria some went overboard and displayed a level of petulance that is born of an unhealthy sense of entitlement.

I recall Jock Stein’s last year at Celtic in 1977-78. Celtic had a dreadful season, finishing 5th in the league, going out of the cup to second tier Kilmarnock and failing to qualify for European football. People accepted that it was a bad year but recognised that injuries to key players (McGrain & Stanton) as well as Dalglish moving on in the pre-season contributed to the forgettable displays that year. No one questions the legacy or legendary status of Jock Stein based on that one season. Neil Lennon was clearly no Jock Stein, as he himself would admit, but his time at Celtic seems to be remembered more by some for failing to make it ten in a row, than for his many achievements at the club. He contributed to Celtic winning 21 major trophies and that, in my eyes, is deserving of respect.

Did he make mistakes as manager? Yes, you could argue he should have stepped aside sooner in that dreadful 2020-21 season, but as this pugnacious Irishman demonstrated on many occasions, he was never one for backing down or walking away from a challenge. I hope in years to come that the vast majority of Celtic fans will see what he achieved at Celtic and what he endured on and off the field to do so. As a fan, player and manager, he gave his all for the club. We can ask no more than that.

He stood up to the haters in society and in doing so represented Celtic with fire and determination. Like the club he loved, he faced obstacles that had little to do with football and succeeded despite them all. Like all Celts, he’d nod at the words of the song I heard on the radio today…

‘Brothers and sisters, when they insist, we’re just not good enough
Well, we know better, just look them in the eyes and say
We’re gonna do it anyway, we’re gonna do it anyway.’